ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

kingofthenumpties:

bcdodos:

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

THIS

Also, if it helps at all Irises tend to kill everything they’re put in a vase with, so you could sneak a couple in the middle and they’d end up with a stash of dead, fuck you flowers.

polygllot:

thinking about languages: 📝🌎📖🖊📚❣️🗺✈️
actually learning languages: 😰🔪🔪

petermaximoff:

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

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